We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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