all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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