so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
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I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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