Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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