My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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