I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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