This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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