Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
