you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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