yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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