I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Sober January is a disaster.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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