i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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