He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
