I only kidnapped one of them. chill
tell your sister to shave her snatch
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
i out mim tonsoeep
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