If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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