Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Randomize
