I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
cat food counts as protein by the way
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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