Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
party gras won. party gras always wins.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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