Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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