It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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