I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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