did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Someone signed my nipple.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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