She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
