Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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