I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
And then my night got REAL pukey
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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