Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.