kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Rumble strips road head = magical
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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