if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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