He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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