just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
