Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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