it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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