If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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