My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
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Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
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