On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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