Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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