i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
this hospital has no fireball
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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