Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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