you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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