heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I would ride that face into the sunset
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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