Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
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Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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