Who wears a wallet chain?!
well most of my day revolves around power hour
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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