Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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