I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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