i think my tv is drunk
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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