how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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