She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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