I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
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My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You can make out without kissing
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