did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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