real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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