I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
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I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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