physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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