You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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