I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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