I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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