hell yes lets make some ravioli
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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