Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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