I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
It's rum buckets o'clock
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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