I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
